WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS
I’D BE BLOODY RICH
WAS THAT A PUN?
IT DEPENDS IF THEY’RE BRITISH OR NOT
(Source: kounous, via toorelieved-togrieve)
My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.
- “For him" series #2 (via unpoeticheartbreak)